Katt

theskiesareblinkingatme:

Madonna: I have 15 plagarism lawsuits on my record and based my entire career around other people’s imagery.
Public: That’s okay, we love you Madonna, you’re the queen!
Lady Gaga: I had a similar chord progression to one of Madonna’s songs from thirty years ago, which has been continuously used in disco music for the past 50 years.
Public: Copycat whore! You suck, we hate you plagiarist!
Nicki Minaj: I dove through some Japanese dumpster and glued anything I could find on my body just for shock value.
Public: You’re a style icon! We adore your cute and quirky fashion!
Lady Gaga: I wore a meat dress as a fashion statement in connection to my ongoing DADT repeal efforts.
Public: You gross cheap attention-seeking slut! You’ve never stooped so low!
Rihanna: I pop my vagina to the point where I occasionally break gravitational laws on tour all over the world and have 100’s of songs about sexual desires and fetishes.
Public: That’s great! You’re a strong female and you have a great body!
Lady Gaga: I perform my entire concert in an effort to liberate those attending and sing songs that have historical and reasonable context and I dance similar to how I danced back when I was a go-go dancer.
Public: You filthy skank! You have no respect for family values or religion! You should get cleaner and quit singing about sex!
Katy Perry: I recycle Gaga’s ideas, fashion, hair color, and phases 3-6 months after her and have no discernible talent or message.
Public: That’s fantastic! You’re imagery is iconic and you’re songs are amazing! We love you!
Lady Gaga: I consistently innovate my look and sound using occasional homage to those I was most inspired by from the 70’s and 80’s. I help kids far and wide be themselves and work every day towards numerous causes.
Public: Your 15 minutes is up! You’re unoriginal and talentless and you have a penis! You do everything for attention and we hate you!

I don’t like any of these people, public is the worst tho.

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sanityscraps:

thanedatassassinkrios:

amandakitswell:

dragonloafs:

jidfurikuri:

abaldwin360:

Seven states that ban atheists from holding public office.

What the actual fuck. Since when does your personal, religious beliefs matter in a country that supposedly has separation of church and state? 

look at this shit

All of these states can feel free to secede from my country at any time, kthx.

GTFO of the country founded to escape religious persecution you cockmunching assholes.

Hahahaha, I saw hate about states and I’m so totally not surprised to see my state up there. For fucks sake, Mississippi, you have to get on everyone’s bad side, don’t you?

And separation of church and state in Mississippi? HA, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! FUCK! 

Remember that one time when the US Constitution banned religious tests for the holding of office? 

Yeah, good times, good times.

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jerrymuffinbutt:

“The Civil War was about state’s rights!”

um no, the union forces were just as racist as the south, and spent their time trying to make shit personal.

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Name: Kathrine

Tumblr Name: katt3985 (also UN anywhere else)

Nickname(s):Katt, kat, cat

Birthday: 9 December 1991

Random fact about you: I don’t like coffee all that much

Relationship Status: single as fuck, always have been

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amydentata:

triye:

Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart

In the words of Cappadonna, that’s so deep. Like pussy.

and men are only penises 

ad-mirandam:

depends on what it is attached to.

(Source: tush)